We only employee the most professional models Attention Signal Staddicts! We have just received our first batch of genuine authentic...

Just call it a "post-Halloween" show, okay? Come out and make a splash in the Rock Lagoon with three fantastic (and deceptively friendly)...

I probably should have mentioned this earlier (not that anybody reads these things), but as we announced on Facebook, Signal Static will...

No, we're not switching to a vegan lifestyle Ahoy, Signal Staddicts! Signal Static will be playing at RAW Artists' very first Victoria...